I wonder if this next idiot could have gotten away with his stupidity if he had decided to wait until today to pull off his stunt and add "April Fool's Day!" at the end during the first sign of trouble. Clearly, I've thought this through a ton more than this moron would have be capable of...
By the Associated Press
A California man is charged with demanding a rubdown and $200 while pretending to be a massage parlor inspector.
Orange County prosecutors charged Edward Justin LaPorte with felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of impersonating a peace officer and firearm violations. The 47-year-old faces arraignment Friday in Newport Beach.
Investigators say LaPorte is a former police officer from Illinois. They say he was wearing a badge when he entered the Golden Spa massage parlor in Lake Forest on Jan. 31 and told the manager he was investigating a complaint.
Prosecutors say he then complained of back pain, and a masseuse gave him a back rub before LaPorte asked for a frontal massage, which was refused.
No phone listing could be found for LaPorte and court records don't list an attorney for him.