So, I lied...I'm not gonna do the 140 character thing for a third day in a row...
A couple of people let me know that it was Chuck Norris' 70th birthday today...so, in honour of that, my 10 favourite facts about Chuck Norris...
1) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
2) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3) If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
4) Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
5) When you say "No one's perfect...", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult
6) Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
7) It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
8) They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take crap from anyone.
9) Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows that you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.
10) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/